{"id":189,"date":"2005-03-15T19:47:04","date_gmt":"2005-03-16T01:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/squids.ca\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/15\/wart-update\/"},"modified":"2005-03-15T19:47:04","modified_gmt":"2005-03-16T01:47:04","slug":"wart-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"Wart Update&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Performed minor self-surgery on myself this evening and dug out the stupid warts.  The nurse warned me &#8220;it&#8217;ll be deeper than you think&#8221;, so I was expecting to dig clear up to my knee&#8230;nothing so exciting, a couple millimeters.  Now soaking in acid in an attempt to kill the rest of the little buggers off.<\/p>\n<p>Okay!  I know it&#8217;s not as exciting as <em>HONEY<\/em> but it&#8217;s all that&#8217;s going on right now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Performed minor self-surgery on myself this evening and dug out the stupid warts. The nurse warned me &#8220;it&#8217;ll be deeper than you think&#8221;, so I was expecting to dig clear up to my knee&#8230;nothing so exciting, a couple millimeters. Now soaking in acid in an attempt to kill the rest of the little buggers off&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}