{"id":248,"date":"2005-11-25T14:00:49","date_gmt":"2005-11-25T20:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/squids.ca\/wordpress\/2005\/11\/25\/almost-laughable\/"},"modified":"2005-11-25T14:00:49","modified_gmt":"2005-11-25T20:00:49","slug":"almost-laughable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/?p=248","title":{"rendered":"Almost Laughable&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s become so sad, it&#8217;s almost laughable.<\/p>\n<p>By now, everyone knows about Shelley&#8217;s previous scare and ongoing problem  (I won&#8217;t elaborate on that at right now because I&#8217;m not sure she wants it all over the web)&#8230;and now I can add to the list of maladies and hitches our family is having.  I&#8217;ll start at the beginning:<\/p>\n<p>We all know that I have been trying to get rid of the warts on my feet &#8212; without much success &#8212; and I still have about 6 of them that are being difficult.  Well, the latest scheme involves painting them once a week with a chemical called DPCP, which is supposed to cause an allergic reaction, and thus, cause your body to attack the warts.  Well, I DID that for three weeks, with no effect at all.  Nothing.  However, when I did it last week, I got boils and blisters galore.  Yay!  I thought.  It&#8217;s working.  And it was.  It happens that I was also coming down with a cold, probably due to the stress with Shelley&#8217;s problem, but the two are unrelated.<\/p>\n<p>Flash forward a couple days.  I&#8217;m getting over my cold, but on Tuesday night, I start getting a fever.  Not a really high one, 101.5F or so, but I was a little concerned that my foot might be infected, so I went to the local clinic.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, no&#8221;, says the doctor, &#8220;your foot looks fine.  You just have a virus.  Get some rest and it&#8217;ll clear up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I went home, had a HORRIBLE fever sleep and slept most of the next day too.  Every time I closed my eyes it was 2 hours later.  <\/p>\n<p>In the mean time, Shelley is having REALLY bad cramps and puking, so we&#8217;re both home in bed, sick.  <\/p>\n<p>Then, yesterday morning, I noticed a pretty big, tender lump in my groin &#8212; so tender it hurt to walk at times.  So I went back to the clinic.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oooo!  That foot&#8217;s infected&#8221;, says a different doctor.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks!  Could have used that advice two nights ago!  I might even feel better by now.  <\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m on antibiotics, soaking my foot daily in salty water and feeling totally run down.   I&#8217;m obviously still fighting it.  The lump swelling has gone down some, but it&#8217;s still tender.  It&#8217;s obviously a swollen lymph node from FIGHTING INFECTION!<\/p>\n<p>Flash forward to today:  both Shelley and I are feeling a bit better &#8212;  She&#8217;s certainly 100% yet, but she&#8217;s up and going to work although she gets tired quickly and doesn&#8217;t feel very good, but between us, we&#8217;re getting there.  I think I will feel a lot better when her problem is all cleared up&#8230;hopefully before Christmas.  Maybe I&#8217;ll feel better physically by then too!  <\/p>\n<p>I feel pretty guilty knowing that Shelley is under the weather for a <em>REAL<\/em> reason and now is my time to step up to the plate and get stuff done, but it&#8217;s awfully hard when you can&#8217;t even get out of bed!  We&#8217;re all crabby and sore, crotchety and angry.  Now the kids are getting in on it too!  <\/p>\n<p>Next Saturday we go to Mexico.  I really feel like this trip is doomed in some way, though I hope not.  As Joan said, maybe we&#8217;re just getting everything out of the way so we can go to Mexico and sit in the pool and enjoy it.  I hope so, I&#8217;m tired of the misery!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s become so sad, it&#8217;s almost laughable. By now, everyone knows about Shelley&#8217;s previous scare and ongoing problem (I won&#8217;t elaborate on that at right now because I&#8217;m not sure she wants it all over the web)&#8230;and now I can add to the list of maladies and hitches our family is having. 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