{"id":375,"date":"2007-04-10T10:50:55","date_gmt":"2007-04-10T17:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/squids.ca\/Blog\/?p=375"},"modified":"2007-04-10T15:50:40","modified_gmt":"2007-04-10T22:50:40","slug":"the-colonoscopy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/?p=375","title":{"rendered":"The Colonoscopy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;was&#8230;well&#8230;successful.  I won&#8217;t say it was fun, and frankly, the drugs they gave me DID NOTHING.  I was wide awake through the whole thing and was ready to leave as soon as I came out.  The guy across the hall slept for and hour.  I DID have a single polyp, which was removed and sent to pathology.  Depending on the results of that, I&#8217;m back in 3 to 5 years.  Whee!<\/p>\n<p>And no, I&#8217;m not particularly worried about the polyp.  Better to have it out now than to let it fester.<\/p>\n<p>Your turn Scott!!!<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">[Edit &#8212; 4 hours later]<br \/>\nOn reading this over, and thinking about it, the drugs DID work.  I can&#8217;t remember most of the test, it seemed I was in there for about 2 minutes, but it had to be longer.  I think I just started to come out of it near the end and thought that was the whole thing.  Odd.  I then came home and slept for 3 hours &#8212; AFTER updating the blog.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">Oh!  And I want to hear the &#8220;I told you so&#8221;s too!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;was&#8230;well&#8230;successful. I won&#8217;t say it was fun, and frankly, the drugs they gave me DID NOTHING. I was wide awake through the whole thing and was ready to leave as soon as I came out. The guy across the hall slept for and hour. I DID have a single polyp, which was removed and sent&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}