{"id":640,"date":"2010-07-12T20:19:20","date_gmt":"2010-07-13T03:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.squids.ca\/Blog\/?p=640"},"modified":"2010-07-12T21:06:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T04:06:01","slug":"odd-little-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/?p=640","title":{"rendered":"Odd Little Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last 8 months or a year, we have had beer cans showing up on our front lawn in the morning.\u00c2\u00a0 Sometimes one; sometimes two.\u00c2\u00a0 Not every night, once or twice a week.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Odd&#8221;, I say to myself.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, it started getting a little annoying &#8212; so, being a geek and all, I set up a camera with motion trigger software to see who was doing it.\u00c2\u00a0 Lots of video of &#8220;the wind&#8221; and cats, and bugs on the window, but two night now I have caught the culprit &#8212; it&#8217;s our paper &#8220;boy&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 I put &#8220;boy&#8221; in quotes, because he&#8217;s old enough to drive, and could be 38 for all I know.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Some nights he drives up, throws cans on our lawn while delivering our paper and drives off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Strange&#8221;, I have to say.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re pursuing this &#8212; to get him off the road &#8212; I&#8217;m good with the cans&#8230;10 cents off the paper every day!<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not the important part.<\/p>\n<p>This is the only time in my entire life I have had a video camera running on the front yard &#8230; albeit at night only &#8212; but that&#8217;s when the interesting stuff happens, right?<\/p>\n<p>No entirely so.\u00c2\u00a0 Sometime on the weekend, someone stole the flower hook off our front lawn!\u00c2\u00a0 A big 7 foot wrought iron rod.\u00c2\u00a0 I hear you thinking &#8212; &#8220;Aha!\u00c2\u00a0 The camera caught them!&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 NO!!!\u00c2\u00a0 Unbelievably they pinched it DURING THE DAY after I shut the camera off.<\/p>\n<p>So frustrating!<\/p>\n<p><em>[UPDATE!\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 I went for a walk and found the plant hook about 10 houses away standing on someone&#8217;s front step.\u00c2\u00a0 I assume some asshat kids took it and threw it on their lawn!\u00c2\u00a0 Well, that&#8217;s a little bit nice! ]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last 8 months or a year, we have had beer cans showing up on our front lawn in the morning.\u00c2\u00a0 Sometimes one; sometimes two.\u00c2\u00a0 Not every night, once or twice a week.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Odd&#8221;, I say to myself. Finally, it started getting a little annoying &#8212; so, being a geek and all, I set&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":643,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions\/643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.squids.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}